Princess and Presidente

Today Princess wanted to start a demonstration. She got all her resources ready and decided to call her slave to arrange the few final arrangements.
- Santa. Come here you dog!
The clarification: Princess does not recognize human humiliation. The reason she calls Santa Claus her slave is the game they have been playing this week - just to find out what a terrible thing it is to be slave.
- Put me through to president. I need to announce him something now!
- But which president?
- You educational donkey! You don't know who the president is? Sarkozy, you donkey, Sarkozy!
- I though that Bush was a president.
- Bush is killed. He got abused by american troops in Iraq. Don't you even read papers on internet?
- Forgive me madame. I shall call Zakozy immediately.

Within 3 minutes Princess was successfully connected with president.
- Allo, allo, president? I want to organize a demonstration.
- Ooo la la da da da hi hi ha ha. What do you want to demonstrate against cherie?
- Against demonstrations.
- Ooo la la da da da hi hi ha ha. Je suis désolé! I'm in the relationship already mon mignon.
- Fine then! I will become gay! Watch! You will see!
- yez, dat iz verree intereSTING, you are ouelcome. Ciao bambino!
And he politely smashed the phone against the ashtray.

- Santa! - the princess rescreamed right after the conversation - Make me an appointment with a gay-sex-clinic now!!!