Today Princess is on the airport queuing to the security check when suddenly an american tourist starts talking at her:
'Hey you look like so bril, you must be like from some kind of European terrorist gang'
'I am princess'
'Shut up! I love that shit! Is it like you are together with al-kaida and the queen and all those guys? That is so hip!'
'No, we don't hang out. And you? Have you been studying in Texas or you are coming back from fringe festival?'
'I have a eurorail pass!'
'May I recommend you the Stansted trip then?'
'Sure. Is that where you are going too?'
'No, I'm going to India I need to visit a friend from facebook. His name is Mahatma Gandhi'
Princess and Mahatma were hanging out for a week doing the usual new friends etiquette: talking, staring, shaking and turning. One day she said to him:
'Hey Mahatma, do you know Brian?'
'You mean the american guy who hangs out on the airports and trains? Of course I know him. Conversation with him inspired me to starve, go to prison and equalize'
Reader's menthal help corner:
extreme ingorance = highest knowledge (infinity = zero)
martes, 29 de julio de 2008
lunes, 28 de julio de 2008
Dolphin Love
'Run Princess! Run!'-somebody shouted. And she runned so immediately that she even forgot where she was before. 'Why did I listened to this idiot who told me to run?' - thought the Princess in her thoughts - 'now I'm going to get lost again'
Fortunately, 4500 meters later there was a bucket of paint standing on the road which made her reverse.
She ran back to where she was before which turned to be beautiful place: marvelous rock terrace overlooking the sea with 2 massive swimming pools filled with dolphins and a live band from youtube. Her friend Santa was waiting for her with a cocktail, palm tree leaves sticking out of his pockets and a rental bike leaflet sticked to his nose.
'Where have you been, you moron 5? Why did you not run with me?' - screamed Princess at her faithful friend.
'Oh, oh, oh believe me I wanted to but the dolphines just started to fancy me'-responded Santa with thriller in his voice
'What? They would have to be 90% desperate to fancy you. You look like your godfather is a rubbish collector and a he takes you to starbucks for your birthday.'
The dolphins heard that and they were kissing santa all the summer evening and totally disfancied Princess. Since then she never dared to judge who deserves dolphin love again.
Fortunately, 4500 meters later there was a bucket of paint standing on the road which made her reverse.
She ran back to where she was before which turned to be beautiful place: marvelous rock terrace overlooking the sea with 2 massive swimming pools filled with dolphins and a live band from youtube. Her friend Santa was waiting for her with a cocktail, palm tree leaves sticking out of his pockets and a rental bike leaflet sticked to his nose.
'Where have you been, you moron 5? Why did you not run with me?' - screamed Princess at her faithful friend.
'Oh, oh, oh believe me I wanted to but the dolphines just started to fancy me'-responded Santa with thriller in his voice
'What? They would have to be 90% desperate to fancy you. You look like your godfather is a rubbish collector and a he takes you to starbucks for your birthday.'
The dolphins heard that and they were kissing santa all the summer evening and totally disfancied Princess. Since then she never dared to judge who deserves dolphin love again.
miércoles, 9 de julio de 2008
The nudity of the truth
Princess was never a fan of naked truth, she always preferred the truth in bikini. Therefore when the right time arrived she decided to pay a visit to a 'Truth striptease'.
It costed about 120 000 dollars, the entry, but money is never that important in the stories because it doesn't exist. Princess got very attracted to the bouncer (because he had 'Doggygod' on his name tag) however she decided not to bother him and go straight to the point of striptease.
The true woman appeared in faked bikini looking for a pole.
Having not found it she made a few blind turns on the stage when she spotted the Princess: ' Princess! You awful watcher! Stop looking at me with this piercing look! I AM A TRULY SEXY LADY'
The lesson from this encounter is as follows: You don't need to be looking for truth since it will shout you out before your eyes get in focus.
It costed about 120 000 dollars, the entry, but money is never that important in the stories because it doesn't exist. Princess got very attracted to the bouncer (because he had 'Doggygod' on his name tag) however she decided not to bother him and go straight to the point of striptease.
The true woman appeared in faked bikini looking for a pole.
Having not found it she made a few blind turns on the stage when she spotted the Princess: ' Princess! You awful watcher! Stop looking at me with this piercing look! I AM A TRULY SEXY LADY'
The lesson from this encounter is as follows: You don't need to be looking for truth since it will shout you out before your eyes get in focus.
Us in the manhole
The different day Princess fell into the manhole. 3 and a half minutes later the maddest woman in the world fell into the manhole too. She made the mad face expression and pronounced:' I don't feel attracted to sex'
'What are you begging for? Compassion?' - Princess decided it is rude not to respond - 'When you try to generate compassion harder it never works. It should come from naked brain, discovered from skin of suggestions, hair of morality and other natural organs of disturbance.'
'Now that you tried to catch me into this trap of compassion, and my philosophical brain detected it, I don't even think that you are that mad anymore. Only somebody half as mad as the maddest could come up with a think like this'
The woman stopped her mad expression and super quickly exited the manhole straight into the world of half madness which called itself 'normality'
Princess was waiting for 42 minutes longer for more people to fall into the manhole but they didn't. Then she felt boring and decided to leave the manhole too.
'Sunshine! Mate!' - she screamed when she saw the sun - ' Let's hang out!'
'What are you begging for? Compassion?' - Princess decided it is rude not to respond - 'When you try to generate compassion harder it never works. It should come from naked brain, discovered from skin of suggestions, hair of morality and other natural organs of disturbance.'
'Now that you tried to catch me into this trap of compassion, and my philosophical brain detected it, I don't even think that you are that mad anymore. Only somebody half as mad as the maddest could come up with a think like this'
The woman stopped her mad expression and super quickly exited the manhole straight into the world of half madness which called itself 'normality'
Princess was waiting for 42 minutes longer for more people to fall into the manhole but they didn't. Then she felt boring and decided to leave the manhole too.
'Sunshine! Mate!' - she screamed when she saw the sun - ' Let's hang out!'
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