Dolphin Love

'Run Princess! Run!'-somebody shouted. And she runned so immediately that she even forgot where she was before. 'Why did I listened to this idiot who told me to run?' - thought the Princess in her thoughts - 'now I'm going to get lost again'

Fortunately, 4500 meters later there was a bucket of paint standing on the road which made her reverse.

She ran back to where she was before which turned to be beautiful place: marvelous rock terrace overlooking the sea with 2 massive swimming pools filled with dolphins and a live band from youtube. Her friend Santa was waiting for her with a cocktail, palm tree leaves sticking out of his pockets and a rental bike leaflet sticked to his nose.

'Where have you been, you moron 5? Why did you not run with me?' - screamed Princess at her faithful friend.

'Oh, oh, oh believe me I wanted to but the dolphines just started to fancy me'-responded Santa with thriller in his voice

'What? They would have to be 90% desperate to fancy you. You look like your godfather is a rubbish collector and a he takes you to starbucks for your birthday.'


The dolphins heard that and they were kissing santa all the summer evening and totally disfancied Princess. Since then she never dared to judge who deserves dolphin love again.