Racist Love

(Princess had to meet an Old Friend From School (OFFS) for coffee because her councelor signed her onto facebook. After 1 hour of coffee shopping and being silent Princess starts)
PRINCESS: Now OFFS, Why do you love me?
OFFS: I never said I loved you?
PRINCESS: I'm not asking what you said OFFS. I'm asking why?
OFFS: Ehhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, uuuuuuuuh, neeee , neee, neee
PRINCESS: I detect that the logics of discussion are quite foreign to you. Don't worry. You can answer by just looking at me.
(Terrorized friend gazing at the princesss...)
PRINCESS: Does it hurt?
OFFS: A bit
PRINCESS: Why?
OFFS: Because you make me feel uncomfortable
PRINCESS: Oh, how awful. How about putting some cotton pads on your brain wires?
OFFS: Ok. Maybe.
PRINCESS: First, do you have any friends in NHS?
OFFS: No, I only have friends in BNP
PRINCESS: That will do.

(The next moment Mr Griifin is joining the OFFSS (Old friends from school) in their 'caffeine-nation for liberation' session)
PRINCESS: Oh Nick Griffin, you look different.
NICK GRIFFIN: Yes that is my real face. The other was just a Halloween Mask.
PRINCESS: Verstanden, so you just wanted to scare people?
NICK GRIFFIN: Yes, yes, that was supposed to be the revenge on the media for calling me racist.
PRINCESS: You claiming it was unlawful? Can you promise you never raced?
NICK GRIFFIN: Never. It was misunderstanding you see. I ran out of my flat to get some toilet paper and I coincided with the marathon. Not only did they name me the winner of the race but also accused me of cheating.
PRINCESS: Oh, Ah, Ah, Allah bless you Mr Griffin. That is a well upsetting tale. Let me start a charity organisation for you. My friend will be your charity organizer. She will look after you. Don't get me wrong I don't think you are lacking the moral spine. Here you go: the wheelless wheelchair. Make yourself comfortable.
(princess throwing Mr Griffin on the normal chair -that makes him sit down alright)
PRINCESS: Now, that I can see you are both set and read, here are the tickets for you to the Boneless Mountain!!!
(handing them the bill and leaving in splits)

PRINCESS (conversates to herself while walking): Well done me! I didn't want to tell them in their faces, but those two don't know anything about love and morality. Now that they will have to pay the bill together, surely they will fall in love and leave the humanity in peace.'
(stops to look at little boy torturing little dove with red cross tattoo with a stick)
'I wonder if Noble Prize people already get twitts about me'