Hooligans of joy

Princess went to the concert because music is her friend since she got internet.
On the concert she held crowd very tight waving lighters in her teeth when suddenly at 4th song she started screaming:
'I know this song! You nasty thief! You stolen this song from Google! I hate you! Go to prison!'
'Shut up, you histeric topshop bag!' - the audience reacted - 'This is Kings of Leon - famous band. That is why their songs are on google!'
'You mean they registered with iPhone?'
'Yes. Everything. Now become silent. I will not stand your ignorant comments anymore'
'Relax you attitude. I am the conversation therapist if you haven't realised yet'
The audience paid the bow to the princess and pronounced:
'Forgive me your majesty. What a revolting misunderstanding. May I carry you around for the rest of the gig?'
'Oh, don't accelerate! Just take this pill and you will be forgiven, forgotten and forseen'
'Mniam. Thank your Majesty - said the audience swallowing the pill - I will wreak the joy around'

Et voila the happiness is hastling us everyday. Why not just stop your racism towards happy and join the minority?
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