World's VIPs

Princess is at the opening of the world. One could say it looks like an avarage coctail party but when you take a closer look it is actually pretty special. The hard-deco ornaments between the oceans must have cost 2.000.000 pesos.
Princess is rehearsing chat up lines to make friends with visitors from other planets when she suddenly spots Santa.
- Hey Santa! What are YOU doing here?
- Are you trying to insinuate that I should not be here? Yoy mean how come I got invited to the opening? That you are better then me?
- Yes exactly. Sorry, it rude to use meta-idioms in situations like this.
- I know. You've spent too much time with those league of gentlemen guys.
- Anyway, may you ciao-off right now and pretend you don't know me since I would like to make some new UFO friends.
Santa fulfilled her wish with happiness since he always got off on honesty and Princess was combing the fields of glamour with her greedy eyes. The occasion of establishing frienship appeared sooner then an aftermath. The peachy-skinned creature with the names of 5 most famous tatoo artist tatooed on its back just drop a moon-steak off its plate. Chancy Princess immediately put her silky leg on the moon-steak so the creature could not put it back on the plate.
- Oh, I can see that your moon-steak is under my foot - Princess addressed the looser - Does it mean that you can not put it back on your plate?
- Yes maydam. You tell the truth.
- Would you like me to release it for you?
- Yes maydam. I would like.
- Will you become my friend if I take my foot away from it?
- Yes maydam I will become.
- Miau, miau miau!!! What a sexy story! Let's make some fun! Give me a hug! Anybody take a photo?!?!
Princess seemed so sickly happy. Do you think she was on drugs or she was paid?
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