Today Princess is in Ecuador starting new bussiness to get money to go on holiday to mongolia. She is opening an Agent Agency of course.
The first client is ready, therefor the Princess states:
- Do you fancy some relaxing
holidays?
- Oh yes please!
-Well then come into this cage full of sharks and computers.
-What? I think you lady got you intentions frustrated!
-Absolutely not! You need to get stressed to get relaxed. You don't look stressed at all at the moment now, therefore your holiday would fail.
-You are so fucking nice. I'm in!!!
-In!!! In!!! In!!! All you people are in! Who is out then? That is why you don't see the world around you! Because you are in all the time.May I have some alternative clients please or am I going to spent all my life on facebook? Do you know what I minge?
- Absolutely. Shall I apologise, pay or call your parents?
- Call my parents! Fuck yeah! What a great idea. I'm giving you 6 months holiday for free. Pack your balls! You are going to Ecuador!
- But I am in ecuador now!
- That might be true, however that is what you deserve!
Remember that a good agent is a future teller. Don't take shit for with no toilet paper!
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Everyday world gives Princess a present and everyday Princess pays humanity back. Viva la vida before sun hits the deck and poison the death!!!
lunes, 29 de septiembre de 2008
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