The rightous cigarrettes in Dalston Greek

SCENE I
Princess is visiting a friend who is recovering after unsuccessful suicide attempt. She is saying following sentences to presently immortal acquaintance:
PRINCESS: So you don’t have enough? You still want to see what God has to offer? Oh sorry, I don’t want to be patronising. You didn’t miss anything interesting on TV. Imagine how sad would everybody be. Lets celebrate this unaccomplished mission with alcohol and cigarettes. I’m here for you my friend. Lets stare in each other eyes. Next time you need some drama just let me know. I will show you how to suffer and get attention. And make the whole humanity suffer with you to the limits of joy. Look at the poor artists. Andy Warhol for example – he never smiled. He couldn’t afford to. The secret suffering pact with mother Teresa didn’t let him. Lets play the truth to the ears illusion. Why should we pretend we don’t like everything. Stopping yourself from happiness is a hypersin. But even God sometimes commits it. Remember how they wrote in the Bible that he got angry with people? But he was forgiven of course. By himself of course. It is a finnessish adroitness to be able to forgive yourself. And you can do it my dear friend because I believe in you………
(She grabs both hands of her friend and squeezes its sweaty fingers with her 20 compassionate ones)
PRINCESS:Do you see my belief or do I need to draw it? Oh, forgive me for bringing the happiness to you so quickly……………… Maybe you are not ready. Maybe my words mean nothing to you……………….
(Hugging the friend and strolling all 20 fingers on its back)
PRINCESS:Oh thank you for accepting nothing with such grace and understanding. Be my spiritual guide, my hero!!! I want to be the dirt under you fingers that doesn’t let wear gloves. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Let us talk forever until we vanish on the non- selfish wish.
(The mother of the friend walks into the room with the tray of chocolates and . She hands the tray to her baby and takes out 'Get out of here' banner from her pocket addressing it to Princess)
PRINCESS: Wait a second, is that bitch your mother who is trying to get me out of here just now? Tell her that if the same happens to me my mother will treat you in similar manner.
(Leaving the room)
PRINCESS: Goodbye my suici!!!!!

SCENE II
(Princess is having a sushi in a sushi place.)
PRINCESS (looking at the sky): I can not stop thinking about waht happend this afternopon. I'm sure my friend is just becoming nobody but he will never feel angry about it.
(Turning to the waiter)
PRINCESS: Anyway, time for radiation!
(She grabs the hand of the waiter and pulls him across the town into the power plan)
PRINCESS: Now we are going to climb this highest whatever and reenact the famous ‘Titanic scene’
PRINCESS and WAITER together (in the position of famouse Titanic scenec, shouting): I’m the king of the worm!!!
(Suddenly princess interrupts this momentous moment)
PRINCESS: Shit! I’m late for the spontaneous meeting with counselor
(She escapes)


SCENE III
(Princess at the counselor's chamber)
COUNSELOR: Did you get depressed today princess?
PRINCESS: Of course not dear counselor.
COUNSELOR: How come? The weather is shit and the Christmas is canceled. My mother has warned me that you are crazy. Not any bad thoughts at all? Are you sure?
PRINCESS: Absolutely none dear counselor.
COUNSELOR: Ok go home then.
PRINCESS: Is that it? Is that what you also told my friend? Do you know that now his becoming nobody and its mother is feeding them chocolates? Probably it feels it failed getting depressed on your request! But you will never get me. Me and other kids will come here and suffocate you with Sardine cigarettes. The Dalston Creek will be a happy place again!!!!!

Racist Love

(Princess had to meet an Old Friend From School (OFFS) for coffee because her councelor signed her onto facebook. After 1 hour of coffee shopping and being silent Princess starts)
PRINCESS: Now OFFS, Why do you love me?
OFFS: I never said I loved you?
PRINCESS: I'm not asking what you said OFFS. I'm asking why?
OFFS: Ehhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, uuuuuuuuh, neeee , neee, neee
PRINCESS: I detect that the logics of discussion are quite foreign to you. Don't worry. You can answer by just looking at me.
(Terrorized friend gazing at the princesss...)
PRINCESS: Does it hurt?
OFFS: A bit
PRINCESS: Why?
OFFS: Because you make me feel uncomfortable
PRINCESS: Oh, how awful. How about putting some cotton pads on your brain wires?
OFFS: Ok. Maybe.
PRINCESS: First, do you have any friends in NHS?
OFFS: No, I only have friends in BNP
PRINCESS: That will do.

(The next moment Mr Griifin is joining the OFFSS (Old friends from school) in their 'caffeine-nation for liberation' session)
PRINCESS: Oh Nick Griffin, you look different.
NICK GRIFFIN: Yes that is my real face. The other was just a Halloween Mask.
PRINCESS: Verstanden, so you just wanted to scare people?
NICK GRIFFIN: Yes, yes, that was supposed to be the revenge on the media for calling me racist.
PRINCESS: You claiming it was unlawful? Can you promise you never raced?
NICK GRIFFIN: Never. It was misunderstanding you see. I ran out of my flat to get some toilet paper and I coincided with the marathon. Not only did they name me the winner of the race but also accused me of cheating.
PRINCESS: Oh, Ah, Ah, Allah bless you Mr Griffin. That is a well upsetting tale. Let me start a charity organisation for you. My friend will be your charity organizer. She will look after you. Don't get me wrong I don't think you are lacking the moral spine. Here you go: the wheelless wheelchair. Make yourself comfortable.
(princess throwing Mr Griffin on the normal chair -that makes him sit down alright)
PRINCESS: Now, that I can see you are both set and read, here are the tickets for you to the Boneless Mountain!!!
(handing them the bill and leaving in splits)

PRINCESS (conversates to herself while walking): Well done me! I didn't want to tell them in their faces, but those two don't know anything about love and morality. Now that they will have to pay the bill together, surely they will fall in love and leave the humanity in peace.'
(stops to look at little boy torturing little dove with red cross tattoo with a stick)
'I wonder if Noble Prize people already get twitts about me'