Dangerous Fears

-My curiosity is big as elephannt and my fear is small as a mouse - said Princess to the shop assistance in a shop with musical instruments.

-That is very interesting Madam. How can I help you?

-Help me?!!! Help yourself if you just haven't understood what I just said!!!

Ok, I will help your broken brain. Give me the most dangerous instrument in the world. My curiousity and courage need to be fed. Maybe something like rotting harp with strings made of anaconda's tongues and a black-hole sticker?

-I'm sorry madam but I'm affraid we don't have anything like this....

- What?!!! You are affraid? You are scared? I've just told you not to!!!! Oh, you make my brain angry! How can hole humanity develop with a sun-bedded morons like you?



- Ok, stop shaking your eyeballs. Sit here on my lapdancers. Calm down and repeat after me:



' I fear to fear'

- I fear to fear

-'I'm too scared to be scared'

-I'm too scared to be scared

-'When I see the lion I will please him to save up mu nerves'

-When I see the lion I will please him to save up mu nerves



- And..... How is it? Do you feel sexy?

- Yes, yes, yes, I do, I do, I do! My fear is gone!!!

- Ha, ha! You lost it! You lost it like britney!

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-Britney spears has no fears!Britney spears has no fears! Everybody stand up and sing with me! Britney spears has no fears!