How to pervertarise

Today Princess was walking on the street trying not to meet anybody she knew. The thought of all her old friends would make her vomit. ' Bonk the beds, all my old friends are sick' - she thought in her brain. - ' I had too much good times with them. I don't deserve it'.

As in all the telepathic stories, as soon as she thought that, her old friend HipDip blocked her way with her body.

- Ciaocesku Princess! Where are you catapulting your ass to?
- Selamat Siang HipDip! What are your rotten teeth hissling again?

After exchanging casualities they became melancholic about their pastiche past. It sounded like this maybe:

- Remember that day when we were hunting whales and we pretended we were on drugs.
- Of course I do. I wish we did take some drugs some drugs actually. The whole experience would be so much more interesting.
- Imagine probably we would halucinogate that those whales are squirrels.
- Smacky shitty bobs! And we would imagine the sea is the tree!
- Yes! That would be so haloumi!
- And we would think the sharks are nuts!
- Nuts as the butter!
- Your dog sucks off mice from the tube!
- Your Tv has no remote control!

Coincidentaly the priminister of art and culture was wankimg past.
-Stop this vulgarities girls immediately. You destroy the reputation of short legged women.- he said of course.

- Don't worri mini-stare, Everybody tries to perverterise reality but the results are poor. There is never enough to feed the whole world.



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