Hooligans of joy

Princess went to the concert because music is her friend since she got internet.
On the concert she held crowd very tight waving lighters in her teeth when suddenly at 4th song she started screaming:
'I know this song! You nasty thief! You stolen this song from Google! I hate you! Go to prison!'
'Shut up, you histeric topshop bag!' - the audience reacted - 'This is Kings of Leon - famous band. That is why their songs are on google!'
'You mean they registered with iPhone?'
'Yes. Everything. Now become silent. I will not stand your ignorant comments anymore'
'Relax you attitude. I am the conversation therapist if you haven't realised yet'
The audience paid the bow to the princess and pronounced:
'Forgive me your majesty. What a revolting misunderstanding. May I carry you around for the rest of the gig?'
'Oh, don't accelerate! Just take this pill and you will be forgiven, forgotten and forseen'
'Mniam. Thank your Majesty - said the audience swallowing the pill - I will wreak the joy around'

Et voila the happiness is hastling us everyday. Why not just stop your racism towards happy and join the minority?
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Good luck virus

- Ein, zwei, la la la,
La la la, ein, zwei!
Ein, zwei, la la la,
La la la, ein, zwei!
Ein, zwei, la la la,
La la la, ein, zwei!
- Mr Gangrous, I can not believe that you sent your son to german playground! I subscribed my son to football club! You know - Barca in Barcelona, spain, 59, easyjet, stansted - you know what I mean?
- Johny-Jonathan-Marie! Come here instantly and present this falling gentleman all your Uber-skills! Start with pole-dancing!
And indeed the kid started to dance introducing its hips in rompy-rythmic resonance, raising its hands to the sky shouting: 'North pole' and then reaching the ground while yelling: 'south pole'
- Enough! Enough! Now I know everything! Your son is the princess!
- I don't understand. What do you minge?
- It's obvious. Your sibling is a princess with 20 fingers. How much did you pay her? She tried to get a job pretending my granny once!
- It is her! It is my wife! She lied to me she told me we had a son! Where is the nearest off-licence court? I need to get a divorce!
- Stop! Stop! Don't be silly! She did it because she loves you.
- Mein Gott! I didn't know she loved me! What a great news! Let's celebrate! Are there any celebrities round here to celebrate?
Having heard that, sperm of Kevin Spacey crawls out from behind the bush. Having seen it mr Gangrous excitedly exclaims:
- You! You! You! You are a seed of my celebration and you are the root for my happiness! Come in to my penis - you will be my son!

Mr Gangrous conceived a baby that night and lived with his wife forever (because they both caught immortal diseas)
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Insulting kisses

A human aspiring to be an average human does not judge other people's happiness. Bambini Groteska didn't know about this therefore one day he said to princess:
- Your happiness is shit!
- Shit! Shit! Shit! I love shit! Let's sing a song about shit! - Princess responded jumping above the floor and killing some animals at the same time
- Hey! You killed the fly! It was my only friend in this room!
- Don't worry! Forgive me! Let's make thanks-for-giving dinner now!
- I don't need to forgive you right now. You use me as a guinea pig for showing off your happiness habits. I have to hide my happiness deep inside because I made a promise to never flash it. I need to be faithful to my brain! Do you understand?
- That was so organic what you have said! I sense I fell down in love with you. I sense you want to kiss me with your lips into my lips! Let's kiss together!

What a happy ending! What a story! Do not be jealous! You can do the same if you are good in insulting etiquette.

World's VIPs

Princess is at the opening of the world. One could say it looks like an avarage coctail party but when you take a closer look it is actually pretty special. The hard-deco ornaments between the oceans must have cost 2.000.000 pesos.
Princess is rehearsing chat up lines to make friends with visitors from other planets when she suddenly spots Santa.
- Hey Santa! What are YOU doing here?
- Are you trying to insinuate that I should not be here? Yoy mean how come I got invited to the opening? That you are better then me?
- Yes exactly. Sorry, it rude to use meta-idioms in situations like this.
- I know. You've spent too much time with those league of gentlemen guys.
- Anyway, may you ciao-off right now and pretend you don't know me since I would like to make some new UFO friends.
Santa fulfilled her wish with happiness since he always got off on honesty and Princess was combing the fields of glamour with her greedy eyes. The occasion of establishing frienship appeared sooner then an aftermath. The peachy-skinned creature with the names of 5 most famous tatoo artist tatooed on its back just drop a moon-steak off its plate. Chancy Princess immediately put her silky leg on the moon-steak so the creature could not put it back on the plate.
- Oh, I can see that your moon-steak is under my foot - Princess addressed the looser - Does it mean that you can not put it back on your plate?
- Yes maydam. You tell the truth.
- Would you like me to release it for you?
- Yes maydam. I would like.
- Will you become my friend if I take my foot away from it?
- Yes maydam I will become.
- Miau, miau miau!!! What a sexy story! Let's make some fun! Give me a hug! Anybody take a photo?!?!
Princess seemed so sickly happy. Do you think she was on drugs or she was paid?
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